guy:

when you find hair in your food

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nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

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bagmilk:

mom can i borrow money to buy you a present

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cakeman265:

"Do you drive?"

"Yeah."

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"No, a real car."

"Yeah."

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